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Send Colonel Mustard a bouquet
Hereford · 8years · stoic
Colonel Mustard
The elder statesman. Unhurried, unimpressed by trends, and a devoted loyalist to the classic hay bouquet. Will nod once if satisfied. That is the review.
Taste profile
premium timothyalfalfa
Ribbon of choice: mustard gold. Bouquets are matched to her palate — we’ll flag it gently if your arrangement isn’t quite her taste.
